Arnold two ax was busy at the back of the great hall having an axe throwing contest.
Have you ever tried axe throwing? It's entertaining, but to be honest if you run some numbers, the actual forces involved are pretty poor.
As are Arnolds chances against Grendel.
Bye Arnold.
Kurt Big Knuckles, has been showing off his arm arm wrestling skills at the back of the great hall.
He doesn't need any weapons, Grendel is a big bloke, and he's smashed better blokes for breakfast... buuut he hasn't, he's just seen the normal array of toughs.
You shall not pass!
Scimitar Sven brandishes his sword, which isn't a scimitar but a sword, but he doesn't know that, and he spends a lot of time telling people how much better his scimitar is than their longsword.
It's not, it doesn't even graze Grendel's skin, and when I say Skin I mean scaly armour.
So they form a shield line, probably, and first in the line is Frank. I think he's a Frank, strangely all of these folks have beards, but Frank looks like he's just got a 'tache.
11 days in.
Olaf Olafson, the generic Dane leaps to his feet with his sword swinging. Although I think historically he'd more likely have a spear? Who knows.
Little good it'll do him, he'll just get grabbed and scoffed like the rest of them.
Poor Olaf.
