I've got a story that I've been writing for ages about Edward Martyr, local boy and King of England, who was done in by his younger brother at Corfe, and dumped here in Wareham for a bit, till he was taken to Shaftesbury. Then through various hoopla he ended up in a cutlery drawer in a bank vault, then eventually in a Russian Orthodox church.
So
Relic in a cutlery drawer






