You shall not pass!
Scimitar Sven brandishes his sword, which isn't a scimitar but a sword, but he doesn't know that, and he spends a lot of time telling people how much better his scimitar is than their longsword.
It's not, it doesn't even graze Grendel's skin, and when I say Skin I mean scaly armour.
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